Well, could be worse.
The athletes in the picture could be under investigation for use of previously undetectable anabolic steroid; the touchdown could have occurred after a blown off sides by a ref with a drinking problem the league has been improperly ignoring; the hockey game could be played during an unseasonably warm day at the Arctic Circle; the two hockey players depicted could be”in a relationship,” and, btw, second cousins; Jesus could be watching the game on his iPhone instead of Android, made in a sweat shop in Arkansas, staffed by illegal immigrants from Patagonia, owned entirely by a foreign subsidiary, and the parts made from the ground up incisors of northern endangered buck-toothed weevils.
We are off to church and then our fourth hockey game/practice of the weekend. I’m sure Jesus will be watching this as well as Sunday football (American), and the Cubs win tonight. Though I’m sure, despite being hard to believe from my perspective, there are equally compelling reasons to root for the Mets. Guess will just have to trust in the hand of providence that everything will work out, regardless of potential outcomes. Thy will be done.