Fresh on the heels of my latest post, top secret a-hole recognition software was utilized to scan the internet and, almost instantly, discoveries were made and two true a-holes found.
What is truly amazing is that these two individuals were not just garden variety a-holes. No, these two individuals were such incredible a-holes that the terms “a-hole” proved too small.
Yes, we have discovered our first true Mass-holes in the universe. Couldn’t be prouder or more frightened at this moment.