Privacy Policy

Privacy Policy

Here’s my Privacy Policy (if you are in the UK, that’s ‘Prɪvəsi’ Policy to you):

I am not here for your email address, phone number, credit card, twitter handle, to be friends on FB (though happy to be one), or to buy the women.

I like you have an extreme aversion to spam. I do not like it whether it’s packaged as curious meat products or intrusive, inappropriate, or irrelevant messages.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Spam let me be!
I do not like them in my inbox.
I do not like them from a lonely, former Eastern Bloc fox.
I will not read them in my house.
I do not like them from guys named Claus.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like spam selling celebrity used underwear.

If you subscribe to I will not spam you or sell your email address. You can always unsubscribe by clicking the unsubscribe button positioned at the bottom right hand corner of each page…fyi it happens to be the button that says “Unsubscribe.”