String together

What do a diarrhea medicine, melanoma, the planet Mercury, planetary sized acne, and a hockey trophy have in common?

You know I’m going to gravitate towards the first topic like a fly to, um, stuff because a) its loosely about “stuff,” b) I’m just that immature and c) its regarding melanoma. Study results were published in the last few weeks involving an oral nitrofuran antibiotic used to treat colitis, diarrhea and dysentery in Europe and North Africa. Its all pretty interesting. Besides being touted as a miracle drug for the squirts and drippy tummies, “Nifuroxazide’ has recently demonstrated powerfully curative powers over cancers like myeloma, breast cancer, lung cancer, and melanoma. You can read the study here if ya want: “Nifuroxazide exerts potent anti-tumor and anti-metastasis activity in melanoma.” Sounds intriguing right?

Except that it won’t cost a billion dollars to develop cuz it already exists as anti-bum gravy drug and so probably won’t justify charging consumers the equivalent of $10B to “recoup marketing and research development costs” and so probably won’t be coming to an oncologist’s arsenal anytime soon. Oh and its not available over the counter or by prescription in the good ol’ USA 0-; However if you want to give it a try against cancer or even if you plan to travel abroad and wanna pound a couple dozen mystery tacos from “Gaucho’s Street Meat” cart, you can purchase “N” on Amazon. Its sold under the commercial name Antinal.

Either way, Nifuroxazide is going in my catalog of potential, last ditch efforts, should I wind up in precarious straits with this cancer business. I keep a laundry list of these type of things squirreled away. Its full of completely and/or partially baked ideas falling under the category of “at that point why the heck not!?”  You can google some of the items on my list if you want…nisin, apricot seeds, essaic tea, pv10, ketonic diet, frankincense, braf and mek1 inhibitors, hemp oil, other, and don’t forget ground meteorite crystals from the planet Ork (nanu nanu).

Speaking of planets here’s Derek’s school report about Mercury. The extra-terrestrial dialogue is astronomically priceless (to me). Where did the kid get the stuff? What a character. Love the delivery and ad-lib! Could not have predicted or conceived of this…

And then there is this other, far grosser planet that Sarah shared with me last week. Prepare to barf in your mouth if you haven’t already seen this…

Am outing my wife here and may pay a price later, but it has to be one of the great ironies of life as well as proof in the absolute certainty of a Power Greater than myself, that Sarah is obsessed with pimples. Like addicted-obsessed is she. Its true. If given the choice to go to an exotic, month long, far away vacation mecca OR spend 2 minutes popping an elephant baby like in the video, she’d pick the latter- all day long.

Growing up I thought that what I looked like, wore, or had or didn’t have growing on my face was most important. This led to hitting the tanning bed and more than likely my current circumstances. Meanwhile, in the end, I married someone who, un-unbeknownst for awhile, would have enjoyed squirting every single one of those adolescent whiteheads onto the mirror. Later tonight she may, in fact, fall into in a deep REM state and dream about Mt. Saint Helen erupting on my forehead. Who knew or could have predicted that trajectory? That’s irony dog.

Finally there this “amazement” from last weekend. Connor’s team crushed the competition in his President’s Day tournament. In six games they out shot the other teams by @ 150 pucks (that’s a lot of rubber), scored over 50 goals and only let in 1, and, though there was plenty of drama and nail biting, generally used their opponents as chew toys. Sounds like I’m bragging and I am, profusely and unabashedly…but the cool part about it is how far they have come since the beginning of the season. Just a few months ago, the team was struggling. Yet to a boy (and one girl) everybody worked extremely hard and improved exponentially. It wasn’t always obvious this was happening. But now the proof is in the teams that beat or tied them at the beginning of the year are having trouble matching up, seemingly over night.

So congrats Connor! There is no more enjoyable thing in the world for me than to watch you and your brother “get after it” on the ice. Amazing.

Rampage win Pres Day Tournament

And for me, perhaps cuz I’m a little nuts or something I dunno, this is the thread that ties these seemingly disparate things together tonight. Amazing, sometimes hard in places, tough even, but interesting nevertheless, often pointing to an unexpected, ironic and funny, incredible, big, and un-scripted (at least by me) life.

“Once in a while
you get shown the light
in the strangest of places
if you look at it right.”

-“Scarlet Begonias” composed and written by Jerry Garcia and Robert Hunter